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Soda Fountains Squirt Fecal Bacteria, Study Finds

The Think Tank's independent research into this very matter ultimately turned up the same conclusion albeit with an entirely different meaning.

Swizzle Sticks

In a follow-up to yesterday's stunning news that U.S. Consumer Confidence fell, our researchers have found that 99.9%* of the global population are skittish, easily-influenced hoebags.

*+/- 0.1% margin of error