Rules for Living 5.1

There's a fine line between being encouraging and being pervy...that line becomes finer the older you get.

Rules for Living - Critereon Edition

Sometimes when you reach for the stars, you hit your head on the ceiling.

Rules for Living Remastered

Anxiety is an inefficient fuel.

Rules for Living Reloaded

If you're not prepared to completely destroy something in order to fix it, you're not that committed to fixing it.

The Joy of Poopsi

Soda Fountains Squirt Fecal Bacteria, Study Finds

The Think Tank's independent research into this very matter ultimately turned up the same conclusion albeit with an entirely different meaning.

Return of the Rules for Living

There are few things in life that can't be settled with a rational conversation...and a sock full of nickels.

Rules for Living Strike Back

Always keep in mind that any inkling, tinge, or feeling of pain you experience, no matter how slight, can be cancer.