Rules for Living 5.1

There's a fine line between being encouraging and being pervy...that line becomes finer the older you get.

Rules for Living - Critereon Edition

Sometimes when you reach for the stars, you hit your head on the ceiling.

Rules for Living Remastered

Anxiety is an inefficient fuel.

Rules for Living Reloaded

If you're not prepared to completely destroy something in order to fix it, you're not that committed to fixing it.

Return of the Rules for Living

There are few things in life that can't be settled with a rational conversation...and a sock full of nickels.

Rules for Living Strike Back

Always keep in mind that any inkling, tinge, or feeling of pain you experience, no matter how slight, can be cancer.

More Rules for Living

When you willfully decide to enter any type of establishment to which you can't see in, you are in essence, acknowledging that you are ok with being konked over the head never to be seen or heard from again.

Rules for Living - Cont'd

You can't win from losing unless of course everyone else is losing too.

Rules for Living

Our analysts have been tirelessly working on a very special undertaking. Billions of bits of data have been collected, mined and categorized; psychographic profiles have been meticulously created from years of studies and cross-referenced with shopping habits, media consumption, and contempory social, sexual and spiritual constructs in a ground-breaking study that we here at The Think Tank will become the basis for which intelligent, informed people will go about their everyday lives.

Because of the nature of this study, we feel it's best to parcel the data out so it can be taken in and absorbed. So without further ado, The Think Tank would like to present the first in its series of Rules for Living:

It's not the people you have have inadvertantly pepper-sprayed that you'll come to regret, it's the ones you didn't.