Our analysts have been tirelessly working on a very special undertaking. Billions of bits of data have been collected, mined and categorized; psychographic profiles have been meticulously created from years of studies and cross-referenced with shopping habits, media consumption, and contempory social, sexual and spiritual constructs in a ground-breaking study that we here at The Think Tank will become the basis for which intelligent, informed people will go about their everyday lives.
Because of the nature of this study, we feel it's best to parcel the data out so it can be taken in and absorbed. So without further ado, The Think Tank would like to present the first in its series of Rules for Living:
It's not the people you have have inadvertantly pepper-sprayed that you'll come to regret, it's the ones you didn't.
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